Talk Dirty To Me

I've always liked the idea of talking dirty during sex. Or before sex, that might actually be even sexier. Imagine going shopping or sitting in a cafe or something and leaning over to your boyfriend/fuck buddy/potential suitor and saying to him, just louder than a whisper:

I want your big, hard cock inside me. I want you to fuck me so hard.

UNF. I don't know who would be more turned on. Probably me, to be honest. Writing this post is just making me want to do this a hundred times more than I already did. But I can't. Well maybe not can't, but won't. It's like I have some sort of mental block, whenever I imagine myself taking dirty to a guy, a massive wave of cringe washes over me and I want to curl up in a little ball and laugh/cry maniacally until I remember that this was just an imaginary scenario and hasn't actually happened. Yet.

I think this is mainly due to the fact that I think I'll sound really stupid. I don't have an American porn star type accent and if I heard myself trying to say something like "fuck my wet pussy" I'd just crack up laughing at how ridiculous I sounded.

Let's go back a few months to when I was having sex with the brother of one of my friends (more on that another day, oh jeez). We'd fucked a couple of times before and this time I'd been out with some friends and he came to meet me in the club. After quite a few more drinks, we went back to mine and proceeded to fuck the hell out of each other. Considering we were both quite drunk (well, me more so than him), the sex was pretty damn good. The foreplay was pretty fantastic; he kept fingering me and getting me to suck on his fingers after which, by the way, was kind of really fucking HOT. I cum a couple of times and after a while, I get on top and am just loving life in general when he says:

Hey, talk dirty to me?

I just kind of stop for a couple of seconds and smile. I want so badly to tell him how much I love all the filthy, dirty things he's doing to me and how good it feels but I open my mouth and nothing happens. He asks me again if I want to do it. I try again but I just can't force myself to say anything out loud. "Sorry", I giggle a little bit as I continue to grind him, "I just don't really know what to say".

That was the only time I've ever been directly asked to talk dirty and after we finished having sex I felt so bad about not being able to do it. Well I did for a few minutes, but then I fell asleep and when I woke up I was so hungover all I cared about was bacon. I'm pretty submissive in bed and usually do whatever my partner wants me to, but talking dirty just freaked me out a bit, even though I really wanted to do it.

After doing some research in the pool of endless knowledge that is Google, I've decided to ease myself into it slowly. Start by talking more during sex without being too direct: "do you like that?", "tell me how good that feels", "do you want more?". Then practice saying naughty words out loud when I'm by myself and gradually slip them in to sexy talk. I might still sound like an idiot but I suppose if you're telling a guy how much you love his cock, he's probably not going to care much about what your voice sounds like.

Are you a dirty talking pro? Turn on or turn off?

dirtysexy xx